Cape Cod Times: 'Kind of a miracle' (January 7, 2004):
Ellis Tomas woke up when he heard footsteps. It was just before 2:45 a.m. yesterday, and he thought someone had broken into his home... Then Tomas realized a car had crashed into his cottage, pushing him and his bed through the small house and into the parking lot.... The bed came to rest 40 to 50 feet away. ... "It's kind of a miracle," [the] landlord said yesterday.
It's worth clicking through to see the photo read the rest of the bizarre circumstances surrounding this incident.
Sounds like a fine, upstanding citizen had a small accident...what's the big deal? :)