Tired of sticking out like a sore thumb when you walk through Market Square? Want to skip to the front of the line at all the hippest Portsmouth restaurants? Need to know just the right lingo to use when making an appointment at the oxygen bar? Chippers and Cronkites, I give you the Hipster Handbook. It is totally deck. Be sure to check out the sample pages on that link... the picture of the frado is fin.
You need some serious chowder in order for some tassels to be worth a second look, whether they're chippers or not, unless they happen to be a part time carpet too.