Oldest Daughter started the day off with sending me a text message informing me that Middle Daughter got arrested the night before. "What ?!?!" I sent back followed up by "Is she still in there now?!!?" which earned me a phone call asking how I knew. Daddy ALWAYS knows was my wise answer.
PW sent me a text from the doctor's office "They think it might be twins!" to which I replied "That explains the weight gain!". A co-worker advised against sending that reply but it was too good a one to pass by especially since I think PW looks incredible at almost 28 weeks being pregnant and tell her so every day.
Later in the day I put colored tape over the optical sensor of my co-worker's mouse. She came back and even flipped it over and looked at the bottom when it wasn't working...I guess the lime green color wasn't obvious enough for her!
I called Oldest Son on the way home and told him that his SO asked me to talk with him because she didn't know how to break the news to him that she is pregnant. "Holy shit!" was his reply and mine was "April Fool's!".
Finally, I called Middle Daughter's SO and told him that something serious needed to be discussed and that we were going to have a family meeting that night. When he asked why I told him that she was pregnant which was followed by stunned silence and a gasped "No!". A slight pause on my part was followed up with the realization that he had been had and he said, "I hate you so much right now!" When I asked if I had gotten him he told me that he was shaking.
All in all, it was an awesome April Fool's Day!
Posted by bbarton at April 2, 2008 10:49 AM