Some thoughts about going out to eat and drinking a lot:
- decide on whether waitresses are cute before you start to drink
- too much information? no such thing!
- make sure all drunk dial numbers are up-to-date
- wear comfortable shoes because you may have to walk two hours to sober up
- bring umbrella and jacket, same reason
- practice non-threatening smile and nod for people you pass repeatedly while walking
- dust off excuses for anything you said or did while inebriated
- convince yourself that nothing needs excusing
- plan next night out
When drunk dialing, leave a semi-COHERENT message to thoroughly entertain the receiver of the call (and remember to hang up the phone when done). :)
Posted by: Ashley on June 5, 2006 12:09 AMAntipo - I'm just giving others advice!
Ash - I'll be sure to pass that information on to the drunk dialers that I know.
Posted by: Bob on June 5, 2006 08:35 AM
LOL, LOL, LOl! You naughty thing you!
Posted by: Antipodeesse on June 4, 2006 10:56 AM