August 06, 2005

I got lucky or I'm actually irritated.

You know how it is possible to read something and take it two different ways...the innocent having fun way or the having sex with someone way?

Some family members saw an email sent to another family member talking about a fun time entailing the dipping of strawberries into chocolate.

What really happened:
Me, BW, all my kids, some other family members, sat around our dining room table and enjoying strawberries dipped in chocolate.

What was discussed behind my back:
Me and another family member must have been having sex.

What really pisses me off is that I was having all this sex and I didn't feel a damn thing!

Posted by bbarton at August 6, 2005 10:44 AM

Comments

People are certainly perverse creatures.

Posted by: miss marisol on August 6, 2005 02:59 PM

r.a.n.d.o.m.
don't ya just love family? the ones closest to you that feel like they can just spread that kind of stuff - even if completely made up!

Posted by: Erin on August 6, 2005 09:41 PM

Marisol - Yep, they are.

Erin - What can you do...

Posted by: Bob on August 6, 2005 11:50 PM

Was she at least hot?

Posted by: David on August 8, 2005 12:21 PM

Yeah, she's hot...but only in a throw me down and take me any way you want sort of way.

Posted by: Bob on August 8, 2005 01:27 PM
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