April 08, 2005

Bob blogs breasts or Since you asked.

Deirdre mentioned that she'd "look forward to such a post." Well, here it is!

What makes breasts awesome.

Breasts that pretty much stand on their own are ok.
Breasts that have advanced in age and lean more than stand are still ok.
Breasts that look you in they eye are ok.
Breasts that stare at your feet are still ok.
Breasts that are abundant are ok.
Breasts that are barely there are still ok.
Breasts that are bare are ok.
Breasts that are barely covered are ok.
Breasts that are covered but pointedly indicate their presence are still ok.
Breasts that are milky white are ok.
Breasts that are tanned are ok.

I hope this clears up any confusion on awesome breasts.

Posted by bbarton at April 8, 2005 04:07 PM

Comments

Got it. All boobs are good boobs. Good to know.

Hi from Michele's meet and greet! I'll be poking around a bit, if that's ok.

Posted by: True Jersey Girl on April 8, 2005 08:15 PM

See, Bob? I just *knew* you were a man of discriminating taste. Yes, breast is best.

Posted by: lu on April 8, 2005 08:31 PM

Hi TJG! Thanks for stopping by and contributing to my breast discussion.

Hi Lu! You say the nicest things and obviously have breast taste too!

Posted by: Bob on April 8, 2005 08:44 PM

Oh good lord....:)

Posted by: Ashley on April 9, 2005 08:10 AM

Thanks for the reminder, Ash.

Oh good lord...we are so thankful for the awesome breasts in this world, amen!

Posted by: Bob on April 9, 2005 11:00 AM

I think I agree! And I think that all the men in my life agree too (although I have a male friend who calls me "Boobs McSomethingorother").

Posted by: april on April 9, 2005 05:45 PM

Ha ha ha...!! I didn't think you'd actually DO this! Can't stop laughing. You're a treasure, Bob. Really weird, but treasure-like.

I'm going away to laugh now...

Posted by: Deirdre on April 10, 2005 12:43 AM

That's funny, April! Boobs are awesome, nicknames with boobs are even better!

You don't know me very well, do you, Deirdre? :)

Posted by: Bob on April 10, 2005 05:45 AM

Ah Bob - haven't I always thought you were a lovely man. (Almost as lovely as mine.) This confirms it. (Won't say which of the above mine are. But age suggests some of it.)

Posted by: grannyp on April 11, 2005 01:06 AM

I'm certainly relieved to know that mine are OK...but I decline to say which category they fall into. :)

Posted by: aka_monty on April 12, 2005 10:30 AM
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