6 Kids, 3 cats, 1 dog, Mom, and Dad

Embarrassing moments or Cleaning out the corners of my mind.

I was reading a entry about embarrassing moments over at Antipodeesse's blog today and even posted one such event in the comment section.

Of course, that got me to thinking about other such embarrassing moments and I decided to put another one here.

My parents hung out with this one couple quite a bit when I was in the 13-18 age range. The Hot Chick in the relationship was beautiful. She was about 5'2", dark hair, beautiful tan in the summer, and she had golden eyes. She was 11 years older than me.

I had a crush on her and plenty of time to indulge my fantasy life as I was the one that washed their cars each week and mowed their lawn. They went to the beach with my family and we hung out at each other's homes. She knew I had a crush on her and liked to make me blush, something that was easy to do back then.

Their friends in the neighborhood had a pool and we'd go there on hot summer days. I was in there swimming and kind of lost in my own world. Hot Chick got in the pool and then got right in the way of where I was swimming. I reached for the wall and instead of hard concrete I got a handful of boob.

I started to babble my apologies while still holding on to her boob. I finally realized what I was doing as everyone around the pool, that saw what she did, was laughing. I wanted nothing more than to leave the pool but the physical evidence of my attraction to her was...apparent.

So I swam back in the other direction hoping the whole time she'd either get in front of me again, or that it would suddenly be just be me and her in the pool with everyone else magically gone.

Posted by bbarton at March 25, 2005 02:25 PM