6 Kids, 3 cats, 1 dog, Mom, and Dad

Modified pat down procedures or Stating your vulnerabilities.

So now pat down procedures have been modified to avoid the area between the breasts, stomach, and backside. If they do pat down the area they use the back of their hands.

Are we serious about security or not? It isn't like we're doing a Man Show pat down that would consist of them stripping naked and jumping on a trampoline. I dare say they'd have a hard time concealing anything then...

"Miss, I'd like you to jump higher...good...now do a split in the air and cough...good...make those puppies bounce!"

*screener being led away for offending age-challenged dogs*

Posted by bbarton at December 23, 2004 11:51 AM