A man talks about sex and he is a pig
But for a woman the deal is not big
She can talk about breasts, that girl's fine ass, or a penis too
But coming from a man, that just won't do
How did she get such freedom and why does the man lack
She gets encouragement when she mentions baby's got back
Men sit there with fascination when she confesses her lust
For the woman at the coffee shop's pert, perky, pendulous, bust
And if she tells of her fascination with balls and cock
There's nary a male in attendance her enthusiasm will mock
But instead try to join in and say out loud and with glee
I like pussy!!!!
Then averted eyes will happen and strained silence take place
Possible sexual harassment suits might have a case
What the man didn't know of this ribald game, a bawdy battle of wits
Is that the same rules don't apply if you don't have tits.