I was driving through downtown Durham yesterday afternoon when I saw a squad of squirrels making their way across the street to a nearby oak tree.
Scantily clad coeds jumped up from their blankets, where they innocently sat and rubbed suntan oil on each other's nubile form, to flee from this onslaught. Some future kindergarten teachers were in such a hurry that they neglected to tie their bikini tops and ran bare-breasted through the town!!! Several accidents were caused as onlookers stopped to watch the nymph-like forms run in slow motion across the lawn.
Who knew that a squirrel army could wreak such havoc!
Posted by bbarton at September 27, 2004 07:38 AM