I told Oldest Daughter that I had blogged about her and her observations about pork.
OD: Shut up!
D: I think it is pretty funny that you thought pork chops were lamb.
OD: Well, me and Brittany though roast beef came from pigs.
D: Ok, so you don't know that beef comes from steers which are cows?
OD: Well, Dad, sometimes things are called something that they're not.
D: Come on...it is beef, what didn't you understand about that?
OD: Hello...Buffalo Wings!
D: *me cracking up*
OD: What? They're not even wings!
D: WHAT!?!?!?! They're chicken wings!
OD: They don't have that wing thingy that looks like the end of the wing on them...are you sure they aren't pork?
D: *non-stop laughter*
OD: What...*laugh* WHAT? *laughing* I hate you!