Oldest Daughter very well may be on track to be famous and have her own reality tv show like Jessica Simpson based on recent conversations with her at dinner.
OD: Where do spare ribs come from?
D: They come from a pig.
OD: Shut up!
D: They're a pork product.
OD: Wait a minute...so pork chops are from a pig too?
D: Yes...where did you think they came from?
OD: I thought they were lamb.
D: Lamb?!?! Where did you get that idea?
OD: You know...that tv show with the lady that had the hand puppet...
D: You mean Lamb Chop?
OD: Oh.....LAMB chop...for some reason I thought it was pork...