I was waiting in line at the checkout this morning. It is such a chilly day that I decided to buy some of those fake logs for the fireplace just to brighten things up. I've got two sick kids at home, but they're able to watch tv upstairs while I work in my office downstairs.
Anyway, I stood there and glanced at the covers of all the magazines there (Ashley Judd looked hot on one of them) when I noticed one of the Enquirer type of magazines. The headline? Osama and Sadam married in a gay marriage to each other. They pasted Sadam's face on a picture of a bride in dress and veil and they appear to be walking down the aisle arm-in-arm. I almost bough the magazine because it also contained a "bonus-bonus-bonus": an amulet that will protect you from falling meteors.
One of these times I'm going to have to buy one of them to find out what techniques will "drive me crazy."
Posted by bbarton at October 3, 2003 12:52 PM